I’ve got a secret not so secret desire,
Cuz I’m a freaky ugly weirdo vampire—
So look into my crazy eyes I’ve got some news for ya:
The first thing is that I’d never ever want to be your lover so
I’m lookin’ at you that way cuz I want something else…
Do you see this fire in my eyes that I collected in HELL?

The audacity of someone like me should make you shiver.
My voice is getting closer, what’s this news I’m to deliver?
The truth is that I’m happier when you’re afraid.
I get that feeling… that feeling… like the one that you get when you get paid.

So you pay me
With your discomfort.
As I talk your ear off,
Are you about to run and hide behind some MAN of the CLOTH?

Or are you slightly too intrigued… to run away right now…?
I’ve told you about the why, so now I’ll give you the how.

I’ve tested this before, all I have to do is exist,
I guess that’s enough to get me a spot on your list.
So if you want a confrontation I’m gonna make it REAL WEIRD…
Why is it that you’re so attracted to
what you’ve said you feared?

I know—
Cuz you’re a hypocrite.
I know—
Cuz you can’t deal with it.
I know—
The things that make you tick
I know—
The ways in which you’re sick
I know—
How much you lie to yourself,
Especially about your mental health.
I know—
How you hate to be wrong.
I know just why you HATE THIS SONG.

Oh God, how you hate this song…

(I’ve got a) secret not so secret desire,
Cuz I’m a freaky ugly weirdo vampire—
So look into my crazy eyes I’ve got some news for ya:
The first thing is that I’d never ever want to be your lover so
I’m lookin’ at you that way cuz I want something else…
Do you see this fire in my eyes that I collected in HELL?

The audacity of someone like me should make you shiver.
My voice is getting closer, so what’s this news I’m to deliver?
The truth is that I’m happier when you’re afraid!
I get that funny feeling like the one you get when you get paid!

I know—
Cuz you’re a hypocrite.
I know—
Cuz you can’t deal with it.
I know—
The things that make you tick
I know—
The ways in which you’re sick
I know—
How much you lie to yourself,
Especially about your mental health.
I know—
How you hate to be wrong.
I know just why you HATE THIS SONG.

I’ve tested this before, all I have to do is exist.
I guess that’s quite enough to get me a spot on your list.
So if you want a confrontation I’m gonna make it REALLY WEIRD!
Why is it that you’re so attracted to
the thing you said you feared?

I KNOW!

I know—
Cuz you’re a hypocrite.
I know—
Cuz you can’t deal with it.
I know—
The things that make you tick
I know—
The ways in which you’re sick
I know—
How much you lie to yourself,
Especially about your mental health.
I know—
How you hate to be wrong.
I know just why you hate this song…